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The sea of forms in front of me currently contains:

A 10-year passport application for my home country.
A work visa application for a second country.
A student visa application for a third.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Global Citizen Trifecta

(PS: How the Hell do some people do paper-work for a living?)

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There are few things in life that stress me out more than the final few hours of Nation Geographic Traveler’s annual Photo Contest. 

Any Vancouverite’s willing to loan me a 54 / 56 cm road bike this Friday? 

I’ll take excellent of her, treat her to some stunning views as I take on Cyprus, Grouse, and Seymour, and even have her home to you by the end of your work day.

Alternatives. Come take on the triple crown with me this Friday.